I’m the laziest cat this side of the Atlantic. What does it take to update a Blog?
Once you get on that 8-5 lock down nothing interesting happens anymore.I mean look at it. Monday to Friday you wake up early, curse the alarm. …whatever the source your phone, alarm clock or depending on where you live… your neighbor’s skinny Cock. No, I meant the one with the feathers. you perv lol.
If you’re like me, you mumble your Good mornings, gulp down the Coffee, Give the Arsenal and Chelsea fans down the hall a long- range evil look, turn your attention back to your computer, and keep reminding yourself your ass could get fired for breaking your Monitor as you watch the mails start coming in thick and fast.
Friday 5pm Weekend starts. The thing is what the heck is there to do on a Weekend in Lagos? I’m a grown ass 31 year old man. Clubs aren’t that much fun anymore. I no fit dance for 4 straight hours again abeg. Saturday weddings duh, movies, shoot the breeze what else? I don’t even know how to get into trouble anymore. And all the “used to be fun” chicks my age are now talking about Crèches , Diapers and stuff. lol.
Thank God for Football. So what do you do on a weekend in Naija?
Talking about Weddings. Shebi you know there’s a ban on spraying money like seriously your ass can get arrested and hauled off to jail for that shit.
Anyway sha for this wedding, na so I see awon boys spraying $1 bills. No be small thing o. There were actually a few guys milling around the hall asking if you wanted to change dollars. Just like jand lol.
I kinda see the logic sha. CBN talk say no spoil the Naira. Ok, we’ll spray the Greenbacks. And with the US economy nose diving it doesn’t get better than that for us does it? How owambe go rock if you no spray money? Rubbish lol.
I’m Nervous. We’re going to the Nou Camp tonight to face Barcelona. If we get beaten, I’m gonna have a tummy ache tomorrow morning and not come to work. *Wink*
4 comments:
I am with you on the clubbing scene....i dont mind hanging out in a bar for a few hours though...everyone seems to be married or engaged hence all they wanna do is spend tyme with their better halves....the single ones are spending all the tyme with their significant others...football is fun if its the super eagles or arsenal playing..yea i wrote ARSENAL.....you didnt get beat by barca...but u never know.....*wink*
Lol, me sef im guilty of that $1 thing o, look at it this way, u got to a wedding and u typically would spray N100 notes abi? ehn so since theres a ban on spraying naoira notes a dollar is just N115 so same thing as ur N100. we just like to show off jo.... how u dey?
You're right Ibiluv.You never know do you?
36. I feel you sweetie. What's a parry without the spraying? Still life.The next CBN Governor should be an Ijebu Man. You'll see how quickly the "No Spraying" law flies outta the window. Nonsense.
Lol @ spraying greenbacks…yep naira is surely getting more value..
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