Friday, April 25, 2008

She Says...

I can't take this anymore. You wake up early and you're out walking about in the garden tending crops talking to the animals like you're Dr. Doolittle or something. You don't even talk to me anymore. It's just you and the damned Animals. Do you have to give each and every one of them a name? Can't they all have tags with Serial numbers or something?

I'm bored out of my mind with this place. No one to talk to, Nothing to do, I can't go for a manicure, I need a damned hair dryer, I need a microwave, or at least a bloody cooker. I can't keep eating raw stuff. That sh!t ain't on babe. I'm a grown woman i need someone to talk to. I need some TLC. I need some attention. And all you say is "baby please understand i have an Important job to do". Bull.

You're out with your Dad all day talking about all these Cosmic stuff. You're so happy babe.
Guess what? I'm not happy. I don't want to talk about the Cosmos, or Galaxies or Black holes and philosophy and all that Astrology sh!t. I want me some Tyra Omnibus, Some fashion News, Something,...Anything. I'm Bored Adam.

And i got news for you, I've seen you and your Dad having your "Boy's talk". I don't want you sleeping out there in the Garden. I'm gonna be there every single moment you shut your eyes for a cat nap. I don't want him taking out another rib and creating no other Woman. I'm all the Woman you need baby.Unpredictable, crazy Diva, Drama Queen, that's me. You're stuck with me baby so don't get sly on me. I see that look in your eyes and frankly, that sh!t ain't happening so forget it.
And yeah i'm PMSing, and i'm irritated, and i need a Chocolate bar. And i don't care where you get it from, if you have to go to the end of the world to get it, just get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or else i just might eat the bloody Apple, and give you a slice of it too.

P.S. I'm not bluffing.
Eve.

9 comments:

In my head and around me said...

Oh-kay!! So Adam was a victim?

Anonymous said...

Kunle you are insane. You've gone off the deep end on this one Son.
Get help quick. lol

Jinta said...

and he's still being hen-pecked today.

lol at in my head. i like the gentle way she asks even the toughest questions.

ibiluv said...

Eve is definitely not playing...........

Afrobabe said...

Lmao..yep, that’s another way of seeing what led to the apple eating in the garden…

Could also have been caused by good old lust…I want some but he is a goodie two shoes..the snake slids over…just give him some of that “Red Viagra”…lmao..we should make this a general blog topic…let everyone post what they feel led to that moment…

Ok, You don’t update for a full month, I blink and there are 3 posts…u PMsing?

Flourishing Florida said...

i feel u. wen am PMSing, i come at u with my claws. everything annoys me. if u r nice, am pissed. if u get upset, u r insensitive. it's severe, unadulterated bitching all day round & a completely no win situation. it's crazy!

Tyger said...

@kunle
bullshit!...

adam sounds quite fickle and hen pecked already!....

and yes i agree no other rib!... kosorogun! no rival!

Confessions of a London gal said...

Lol! Only a guy could come up with that....That sh*t dint go down that way man...we all know t'was good 'ol lust!!!

Lady said...

I AGREE WIV U GIRRL....thats the MALE VERSION=BULL!!!!!!!!!!
now lets tell these fellas...just how it really went down....
"EVE WOKE UP ONE FATEFUL MORNING...THE SUN WAS OUT......IT WAS BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE.....SHE STROLLS TO THE GARDEN TO TEND THE FLOWERS......SHE REALIZES HER APPLE TREES HAS BORE FRUITS....EXCITED SHE PLUCKS ONE....TAKES A BITE.....IT TASTES SOO GOOD SSHE DOESNT WANT TO SHARE....but she remebers her ma is upstairs and he'll be hungry by now...SHE OFFES HIM A BITE..*he accepts* (no body forced him ooo*
p.s: I DONE WROTE A WHOLE DAMN POST....HEHE XOXO
p.s:XOXO